Written by Lightning Conductor

Thursday, 2 April 2009

image for Obama Limo wedged in Mc Donald's Drive Thru on return from G20 meeting to Buckingham Palace!
The Unique Mc Donald's 24 hour Drive Thru/ Walk Thru in London E1

President of The Free World and giver of the world's most famous "Pearl Necklace" was this evening rescued by members of Blue watch from Aldgate Fire Station after his Bodyguard "Ten Ton Tony" managed to wedge the Presidential Limo in what must be the smallest Mc Donald's drive thru in London.

Using a barrel of chip fat and a kind tow from a Lowe Brother's bin lorry the stunningly handsome and incredibly Brave Firefighters were able to release the Gas Guzzling Behemoth and send it on its way once Mr.Obama and his retinue had made use of the 24 hour 'Drive thru's' unique 'Walk thru' facility.

Chief Burger Flipper Mohammed Aktar and his Assistant Sadiq Rekabi were delighted to serve the President with a variety of salty, greasy, sugary and mildly slimy junk food to keep them going on their mammoth voyage back to Buckingham Palace.

Mr.Aktar let slip that he'd 'supersized all the meals for free' and Mr.Rekabi had 'refused to spit in Mrs.Obama's Cream Egg Flury out of "Respeck" for being a "Kris Fly Biatch'!

Several fights broke out as the tired and extremely stressed out Police Motorcycle Escort attacked a small group of protestors to pass the time as the traffic backed up behind the Presidential Cavalcade.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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