Written by Pointer

Thursday, 2 April 2009

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Anonymous G-20 rep, Eating her country's way to peace

QLS, the Franco-Prussian alliance's answer to the global economic collapse is a code word for extreme opposition to the US trillion dollar bailout strategy. The Sarkozy-Bruni-Merkel menagerie du tois has aggressively demanded that the G-20 luncheon offer a French-German melange of Quiche and paper thin strudel. US insistence on Hot Dogs and British pressure for Fish and Chips have created a culinary inpass at the economic summit.

Russian representatives have been pushing for Chicken Kiev and the Chinese have ceaselessly lobbied for Beijing Duck. India has joined ironically with Pakistan in advocacy for a curry and often excluded Africa has brought an exquisite Ethiopian stew to the bargaining table. Lest South America be rendered ineffectual, a Brazilian Fericao brought a tall and tan and young and lovely dish to the already international sumptuous meal.

After this wonderful global gourmet feast, for the first time ever, the representatives of very different countries finally recognized that people are people and food makes peace.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: G20 Summit

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