Throw Your Baby Out With The Bath Water! NOW!

Funny story written by Adam Click

Sunday, 29 March 2009

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Sorry, son, you'll have to go.

Beijing, China - A leading Scientist is urging parents to go ahead and throw their babies out with the bath water after reports that baby toiletries laced with cancer-causing chemicals could have contaminated their children.

Doctor Vincent Van Nordstrom, author of the book "How Children are Destroying The World", explains:

"If you have bathed your child using any of these products your child is contaminated. Babies are mainly wet, in most places, most of the time. If you persist in holding or cradling that child, you too are in danger of being contaminated. Therefore, for the safety of all concerned, you should dispose of that child in an environmentally responsible manner as quickly as possible."

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