Vacationing American Purchases Rights to Jade Goody

Funny story written by The San Francisco Onion

Friday, 20 March 2009

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"She also had a human skeleton in her shop, which I found a little creepy," said Patterson.

BEIJING, CHINA - It would appear that jade goody has finally found a permanent resting place - the mantle of an American tourist visiting the shop of Yingyu Hao Dongxi.

Mrs. Dongxi, whose name coincidentally means "Jade Goody," says she has been trying to sell the adorable semi-precious trinket for almost a year, but although many people pick up the knick-knack in fascination, none have bought it. Until today, that is.

Steve Patterson of the United States decided the jade bauble was well worth five American dollars. He paid Mrs. Dongxi in full, shaking her hand before leaving the small shop with a smile, clutching the fabric folded around his jade curio tightly.

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