Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 17 March 2009

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I take responsibility for Brown's Fuck up, Cheney admits

After telling many Sunday morning talk show panels that he refused to answer questions about the economy on the grounds that it might incriminate him, Cheney changed his tune this morning.

The former VP and amateur mole impersonator told me that he wanted to take full responsiblity:

"When Gordon Brown says that he is to blame for the worldwide economic crisis that occurred under the watch of Bush-Cheney, I must confess that I agree. I take full responsibility for Gordo's confession. I called the limey up and said:' Hey G, You should spill the beans...we all got your number... we know Blair caused the Iraqi Debacle and the you're the economy culprit. So stiff upper lip and all that rot...cheerio, chappie.' God does it feel good to get that off my chest...now if only I can find that SOB who sold us the waterboards!"

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