Dick Cheney Found with Cub Pilot License Circling DC

Funny story written by Pointer

Tuesday, 17 March 2009

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Cheney built his aircraft himself

Word has it that FAA investigators apprehended a short bald angry man with a cub pilot license circling the nation's capital in a WWI Red Baron. Wearing goggles and a Teutonic flyer's scarf, the amateur flyboy put up quite a dogfight until he was brought down on the tarmac of Ronald Reagan tricledown Airport and Flea Market.

Dragged kicking and screaming in broken German, the pilot was immediately arrested and brought to a secret holding cell for suspected terrorists. After twenty four grueling hours in the custody of President Obama's new Office of Homeland Security agents, the flyer emerged with an unmistakeable smirk on his face:

"I'm Dick Cheney, former VP and the hunter who single-handedly kept America safe from terrorist attacks after allowing a really ginormous one sometime in the Fall of '01. I told you Obama's not keeping us safe! How else could a fool like me fly into the capitol airspace. Plus, nobody waterboarded me, no midnight express to turkey and not a single electrode attached to my scrotum! This administration is soft on terror and some wingnut's going to hit us, I predict!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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