Written by Pointer

Thursday, 12 March 2009

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Cheney's Assinc advertises fetuses as fair game

The Vice President of vice for the past 8 years has not been off the torture job for even a few months when he announced the grand opening of his latest geo-political scheme.

After a long run as CEO of Hallitosis and Burton, Cheney knows more about international intrigue and big dollar arms deals than any scumbag in the world.Even in this failing economy, this reporter is recommending Cheney's Assassin's Inc to hungry investors with no consciences.

AssInc as it will be traded on the NY Stock market has already released a list of its prominent customers and their anticipated marks. Fidel Castro is offering a Cuban commissar's ransom for a Kennedy...any Kennedy. Saddam Hussein's second cousin twice removed on his mother's side is seeking to avenge the Butcher of Baghdad's hanging by bringing down the Texas Bull's Balls market.

Cheney told me that vengeance will be his until the Lord takes him.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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