Vatican Defends Right of Fetus to Carry its Child

Funny story written by Pointer

Monday, 9 March 2009

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A foetus inside a foetus inside a Catholic- JMJ!!

The abortion debate took a new turn this week when it was announced that a catholic fetus in an undisclosed South American nation has become pregnant. Pro choice advocates from around the world immediately began to advocate for the fetus with child's right to an abortion.

The famously pro life Roman Catholic Vatican insisted that the innocent fetus inside the presumably innocent fetus mother inside the more or less grown up pregnant mother all are required to carry their children to birth under penalty of mortal sin, excommunication and ten laps around the athletic field.

Planned Parenthood admitted that it had never performed a triple abortion on a fetus inside a fetus inside a mother but it was certainly game. anything the Vatican says that we can't do we will do, even if we fuck the whole thing up!

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