Spoof writer, Morse, may have bitten off more than he can chew today when he agreed to kickstart a Spoof writers extravaganza with his pirate story concept.
Hollywood producers have been knocking the shit out of Morse's front door in a bid to secure the rights to Morse's projected tale about pirates, which would involve nominated Spoof contributors in a series of magazine submissions.
Spoof writer BuckwheatsButt told us:
"Leave the guy alone or I'll eff you up. C'mon. Try me. He's embarking on the most ambitious project ever undertaken by a Spoof writer. Git the fuck away from his door and give him some goddamned privacy. Assholes."
Spoof contributor Madame Bitters was spotted hovering on the fringe of the media scrimmage. She told us:
"As long as he doesn't make me a sheep I'll be happy."
Spoof writer Earl Grey told us:
"I AM NOT FUCKING RUSTY, ALRIGHT?"
Monkey Woods and Duncan Whitehead were circling the area in a helicopter to see how things develop.
The Queen Mother is actually dead, but Spoof contributor QM told us:
"I don't need the points, so whatever."
We tried to Email Sir Mark Lowton, CEO of the Spoof, but he was unavailable.
More as we get it
