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Harvard to Offer New Major in Pirating and Plundering

Funny story: Harvard to Offer New Major in Pirating and Plundering

Harvard University announced that it will be offering a new major next fall in Pirating and Plundering. “Harvard is always looking to provide our students with the essential life skills they need to succeed in the real world,” said Walter Vanderbe...

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6 Life Hacks Every Pirate Should Know

Funny story: 6 Life Hacks Every Pirate Should Know

Argh Matey! Here are some life hacks all of you seafaring scurvy dogs should know: 1. DIY Flamethrower with a lighter and can of WD40 Use the straw attachment to direct the stream of WD40 away from your body, depress nozzle and ignite with your lighter - Be warned, this hack will burn down your entire house or ship! 2. Use a tennis ball to keep your wooden leg from wearing out Don't wear...

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Meet ARGH! The New Five Syllable Social Platform Giving Twitter A Run For It's Money

Funny story: Meet ARGH! The New Five Syllable Social Platform Giving Twitter A Run For It's Money

Scientists and Doctors have been concerned for decades with the attention span shortening effect of our technologies and electronic entertainment, from the MTV generation in the 80s to the the Wired generation of today tweeting 140 characters or less...

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Good Queen Bess's Body Not in Her Tomb

Funny story: Good Queen Bess's Body Not in Her Tomb

London--In a recent ongoing inventory of the extensive and diverse remains within Westminster Abbey a fluke DNA test proved a lead enclosed body in a back-room crypt was actually the remains of one of Britain's most illustrious monarchs. Queen Eli...

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Pirates cannonball Erskine Quint as he sinks without a dime!

Funny story: Pirates cannonball Erskine Quint as he sinks without a dime!

Admiral Erskine Quint, intrepid adventurer extraordinaire, after launching his three ships across oceans of cyber space has now been blown out of the water by non-Somalian pirates! Erskine Quint, an ex-aristocratic, mercurial stud, was last seen n...

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Woman finds programme to watch on television

Funny story: Woman finds programme to watch on television

In a shock announcement by BARB, the UK Broadcasters' Audience Research Board, a viewer has allegedly found a programme worth watching on British television. Mona Lott, who lives in Penge, phoned into the organisation early yesterday prior to bein...

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Apple Spect-Apples Relaunched without ever being launched

Funny story: Apple Spect-Apples Relaunched without ever being launched

Apple's answer to Google Glasses, Spect-Apples, have undergone a massive re-branding U-Turn before they are even out of the product design stage. "We spoke to our sample group," said head of product development, Anne Droyed. "They unanimously agre...

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Amish Pirates Seize Freighter "Bilderburger" off Portugal.

Funny story: Amish Pirates Seize Freighter "Bilderburger" off Portugal.

From Independent News Agencies in Lisbon and a Portuguese cabdriver named Mac-The German freighter. "Bilderburger" was commandeered by "Yoder (the Boater) Geronimo and his gang of naval carpenters who quickly raised a barn around the ship and tra...

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The Spoof joins in internet protest over piracy

Funny story: The Spoof joins in internet protest over piracy

The Spoof's readers have been taking part in a protest against the US's new SOPA (Stop Online Piracy Act) legislation which is currently passing through the Senate. Other websites, such as Wikipedia, have taken themselves down for the day in order to...

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Man-eating fridge freezer sighted off St Ives coast

Funny story: Man-eating fridge freezer sighted off St Ives coast

Reports are coming in from Cornwall that a man-eating fridge freezer has been spotted basking in St Ives waters: "The massive beast came within yards of my boat as i was trawling round Zennor Head" said fisherman Blimey Windy. Now speculation is m...

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Letters To The Editor About The Birds And The Bees, Treasure Island, Hedges, Ming The Merciless & "Phones Hake-ing"

Funny story: Letters To The Editor About The Birds And The Bees, Treasure Island, Hedges, Ming The Merciless & "Phones Hake-ing"

Dear Sir, I live in the countryside (I hope to move into a house soon) and I feel I must put pen to paper (not that I have a pen, or any paper, but you must humour my whim I fear). Now I am lost for words. It's all the brackets. That's what stymied me with the algh, the aljibrae, the algiebrar, the maths at school. I got bewildered by brackets. I always reckoned when I wrote my arto, orto, a...

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Gaddafi's New Hat Modeled from Johnny Depp's Pirate Wardrobe

Funny story: Gaddafi's New Hat Modeled from Johnny Depp's Pirate Wardrobe

Sporting attractive new headwear, Colonel Gaddafi was seen at a press conference yesterday wearing a bejeweled red bandanna, that looked suspiciously like the one worn in the latest Pirates of the Caribbean movie by Johnny Depp. While busy aski...

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'Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides' Is A Huge Success Even Though All of Penelope Cruz and Johnny Depp's Nude Scenes Were Cut Out

Funny story: 'Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides' Is A Huge Success Even Though All of Penelope Cruz and Johnny Depp's Nude Scenes Were Cut Out

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Johnny Depp's fourth movie in the Pirates of The Caribbean series are thrilled at the movie's success. The film titled Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides opened to packed theaters from Pittsburgh to Paris and...

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Tiger Woods Tweets: "I Can't get It Up and Down Anymore!"

Funny story: Tiger Woods Tweets: "I Can't get It Up and Down Anymore!"

The golf world was in shock today as the latest Tweet from Tiger Woods seems to indicate his days as the World's most feared golfer are over! Tweeting from his River to Ocean palatial compound in South Florida, a morose Tiger admitted his skills...

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Local Man Fined, Sentenced & Disgraced over Dead Gazebo!

Funny story: Local Man Fined, Sentenced & Disgraced over Dead Gazebo!

A local man, whose identity can not be revealed even though the lying, fornicating Bastard was proven GUILTY beyond doubt in a Court of Law, claims he is the victim of a miscarriage of justice involving a confluence of fraudulent events, identify the...

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Charles: Camilla could be One Legged Pirate

Funny story: Charles: Camilla could be One Legged Pirate

In a mad scramble to obscure the revelation he has long planned for Camilla, Duchess of Co-Respondent to become Queen, The Prince of Wales has suggested his second wife might alternatively become a one-legged pirate trawling the waters off the coast...

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Somali Pirates Thwarted

Funny story: Somali Pirates Thwarted

Whoah there Neddy! Incoming news indicates that there was a shocking surprise in store for a group of Somali pirates, hoping to rip off another Western freight vessel in order to boost the coffers of various international terrorist groups. The pir...

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"¡El Yaarrrgh, Matey!" (Some of the) Body Of Lead Investigator in David Hartley Murder Delivered to Authorities by Mexican Pirates.

Funny story: "¡El Yaarrrgh, Matey!" (Some of the) Body Of Lead Investigator in David Hartley Murder Delivered to Authorities by Mexican Pirates.

"¡El Arrrgh!" exclaimed Mexican pirates, after the lead investigator of the David Hartley murder's severed head was delivered --C.O.D., by the way-- to the Mexican Army, according to Fox News, which never reports incorrect information. Use Fed-Ex...

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Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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