Bush: I want my job back

Written by Earl Grey

Tuesday, 24 February 2009

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"If you don't let my wrist go I'm tellin' my daddy"

Former joke and President George W Bush has met with Vladimir Putin today in a bid to learn how to remain in power even when you are not legally allowed to.

Putin still controls Russia from the position of Prime Minister. Bush is looking in to succeeding Gordon Brown so tht he can do the same. Labour party leaders are quite keen. Recent polls give them no chance unless they cheat. With Bush's record they believe that they will retain power.

Once in power in Britain Bush hopes to cement the special relationship with the USA. He will then seek to try and influence policy, unlike when he was President.

Putin was happy to help as having Bush around will always make him look good.

After the meeting Putin went off to an important meeting with OPEC. Bush went home.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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