Bush and Cheney Digging Tunnel to China

Funny story written by Pointer

Thursday, 19 February 2009

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Three D Glasses would allow you to see GW and Little Dick digging their way away from prosecution

George W and his MasterBlaster Little Dick Cheney are believed to be in the process of digging a tunnel to the other side of the globe.

Frightened by rumors that the Obama Justice Department may actually pursue justice, the infamous war criminals are said to be using Iraqi weapons of mass destruction to blast their way to China from an abandoned mine shaft in Texas where Cheney spent most of his two terms as Vice President.

Google Subterranean has been used by news agencies to track the mole like excavation of the twosome of torture. The Republican journey is said to at about the center of the earth though Google SubT reports that 3D glasses are required to actually see the sadistic sadsacks on their hands and knees mining their way to the safety of countries that permit torture and practice it freely.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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