Written by Pointer

Thursday, 19 February 2009

image for Bush Mansion in Dallas to Become Homeless Shelter
Hobo Joe the Plumber, former McCain campaign cartoon character

Truly decent and ultra patriotic Amuricans like Laura and W Bush are stepping up to respond to the housing crisis that their negligent administration caused. Countless hardworking Americans are now without a roof over their heads because of Bush economic policies.

New hobo Joe said that he was once on the verge of buying his own million dollar plumbing business til Bush - Cheney pushed him into a ditch:

"All I had to do was pay my extremely high back taxes, child support and twelve credit cards which John McCain promised to help me with if I sabotaged Obama. Now I'm on the streets of Dallas, Texas but thanks to good Christian republicans like George and Laura I've been taken into the Mansion basement and can live in the style of the Gitmo detainees.

"Let me tell you, it's a lot better than being homeless in America!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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