Berlusconi admits to bizarre sexual habits

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Monday, 9 February 2009

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This take out may well be wrapped around a dick before its finally eaten

The Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has revealed on prime time TV that he has the most bizarre ritual when it comes to masturbating

In an interview on Rai Uno, the septagenarian revealed more signs of the madness that is taking over his mind.

"I've always been a wanker," revealed the cheerful leader of the country. "Since the age when i connected my hand to my todger I've always been at it. But a couple of years ago I got a bit bored of the same old routine....I was in the office watching my boys beat Napoli in a cup game. Anyway, i'd ordered in a pizza from Mama Mia's and when it arrived.....i dunno i just looked at this hot steaming pizza and wondered what it would be like if i wrapped it round my dick....hmmm all that hot melting cheese was wonderful! And i have to say it tastes sooooo much better afterwards!!!

Many audience members were disgusted at the the revelation, and left the studio while many others instantly went for their mobile phones.

Berlusconi continued. "My Mrs loves pizza her favourite is a meat feast."

A spokesperson for Mama Mia's pizza parlour in Milan said he was bewildered by the admission. When asked how he thought it would affect the business, he replied

"Its too early to say, while we predict a huge increase in take outs from single men, we also think fewer families might be dropping in for a quick one.....errr pizza that is...."

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