Professional masturbator Jack Orff suffered permanent eye damage today after a marathon wanking session.
The ugly computer programmer was going at it in the bedroom for over 6 hours straight in preparation for the World Wanking Championships, which were to be held in his head later this week.
The stupid prick had previously twisted both wrists and a dislocated pelvis but this injury was the most serious by far.
Jack - who likes playing World of Warcraft on his computer alone - still holds out hope of regaining his eyesight again:
"I think that if I wank a little bit more I might just be able to reverse the process. An elf on the World of Warcraft forums said it might work. I trust the judgement of elves", said the sweaty-assed dickhead.
