Italy's Berlusconi Names Himself Il Duce Di Life and Death

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Sunday, 8 February 2009

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Italian doctors still hold out hope for moderately ill patient

Italy's President Silvio Berlusconi has elevated himself to the position of master of life and death. The politician who has been accused of corruption hundreds of times now claims the moral wisdom to insist that a dying person whose family wishes only that she be allowed to pass in peace must receive transfusions of meatballs and spaghetti.

Berlusconi explained that as long as he is the Italian President and the vatican buys him votes he will pump every half dead patient with the italian staff of life:" There are so few Italians due to the mysterious infertility in a Catholic country that forbids birth control we must keep every citizen no matter how dead alive.

Berlusconi is reported to be in negotiations with the US mother of 14 to help with the repopulation project.

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