The military leaders of Krytonistan have announced that they now are in complete control of the country of Krigagoatnog without a bullet being fired.
"I went up to Supreme President Shultzennegger and demanded that his country be immediately handed over to us or suffer the horrible consequences and he just shrugged and got up and gave me his seat", stated Krytonistan Exalted Major General Nybovnoricrevelev.
"Actually it was a bit of a letdown. We had practiced and trained our troops unmercifully and had nearly 5000 eager volunteer suicide bombers all lined up!"
"We have been marching before large cheering crowds in downtown Ishaballooninoff", continued Nybovnoricrevelev. "Then he has the nerve to just hand it over just like that!"
When questioned about doing just that, Supreme President Shultzennegger replied, "We're broke, hungry and morally bankrupt, anything is better than this."
