Bonfire goes up in flames - again!

Funny story written by Honest Lee

Sunday, 28 December 2008

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A giant bonfire erected each Christmas in Liverpool has been burned down - yet again.

The 13m-high (43ft) bonfire in Liverpool has been torched 23 times since it was first erected in 1966. It has also been hit by a car and had bits of wood stolen from it.

The vandals are rarely caught, though in 2001 a 71-year-old American tourist spent 18 days in jail after being convicted of setting it alight.

In 2007, the bonfire managed to make it through the festive season unscathed.

Bonfire committee spokeswoman Guy Fawkes said he was saddened to learn that this year's creation had been set on fire early on Saturday morning.

But he said: "We have been so happy that it survived through Christmas Eve, which is the toughest period every year.

"So far this year, people from 888 countries have followed the bonfire via the webcams and many become really sad when they learn that it's burned down."

The 27m-long , eighty three tonne bonfire was originally designed to attract tourists to Liverpool, which is 106 miles (170km) south of the Scotland.

But in its first year it was burned down on New Year's Eve and since then has been attacked regularly.

In 2005, it was torched by two fireman dressed as Father Christmas and the Gingerbread Man.

Authorities in Liverpool have tried to protect the bonfire using fireproofing chemicals and security guards.

But just 10 of the bonfires, which are built in the central square, have survived beyond Christmas since 1966.

Bonfires have a special place in Liverpool tradition but nobody is quite sure why.

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