Written by Mary Popin

Monday, 24 November 2008

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VATICAN CITY - The Vatican's newspaper (The Godly Times) has forgiven Hugh Grunt for declaring that Catholic Priests were more gay than George Michael, calling the remark a "boast of an fu****g arsehole" by a old man grappling with fame.

The comment by Grunt to a London newspaper in 2007 infuriated gays, particularly in San Francisco, all of them rubbed anal cream onto one another for hours in huge protest groups.

But cream heals all wounds,"The remark by Hugh Grunt, which triggered deep anal indignation mainly in the gay comunity, after a year sounds only like a 'boast' by a no talanted stuck up arsehole faced with limited success, after growing up in the legend of Diana Ross and Harry Potter," Vatican daily Osservatore Feelmy Dick said.

A spokesman for Grunt said " Hugh has aplogized to all gays for the remarks and wishes them well".

Hugh Grunt was arrested in San Francisco in 2008 for running over two gay male strippers.

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Topics: Gay, Vatican




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