The Santa Ana winds drove walls of flame that consumed thousands of homes while earthquakes rocked LA and San Diego, all in the wake of heterosexual Californicators Indian giving of marriage to gays.
Religious experts who study acts of divine retribution for US insurance companies have pretty much settled on the Sacred Heart of Jesus as the goad of Divine Justice. Acts of God Actuary, Macom Bleedsoe explained that just one good look at the limped wrist freak also known as SHJ would convince anyone that messing with the gay community could bring down the wrath of God and get your eyes scratched out!
When asked why Arizona, Florida and Arkansas, all election 2008 Gay H8-ers have been spared, Bleedsoe pointed out that living there is punishment enough!
