The Cosmos - (Astrological Mess): As Venus, planet of love, wealth and extraordinary good fortune begins her annual ingress into the sign of Capricorn a balefull cosmic T-square is forming in the heavens ahead of Thursday's apocalyptic Taurus Full Moon.
"The Sun in Scorpio forms a hard 90 degree angle to the planet Neptune in Aquarius, sign of the Waterbearer," Sauvignon-Blanc Visiting Professor of Paranoia at Heidelberg University said today.
"This solar opposition to an exalted Taurus lunation should by rights bring down karmic retribution on the farces (sic) of evil," Smart added thoughtfully.
"Fortunately Venus and Jupiter in Capricorn remain in broad conjunction for the next few days, so no need to worry overtly about those pesky falling crude oil prices, my friends.
"Still, it's a bit of a bastard. Expect the worst and you won't be disappointed."
