Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 5 October 2008

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The Zodiac - (OMFG! Mess): Hellfire Club astrologers have warned this weekend about some bloody awful unfinished karmic business on Monday.

A Libran Sun/retrograde Mercury conjunction forms a hideous square to Jupiter in Capricorn, tempting cosmic cesspit sluices to burst all over the charade of the credit crunch bail-out.

The day is also the 35th anniversary of the start of the 20-day Arab/Israeli Yom Kippur War.

NATO military intelligence sources have always maintained that this conflict was cooked up by cold war tossers at the Vatican, President Richard Nixon and Soviet leader Leonid Brezhnev.

"They needed a huge distraction to a massive child molester scandal cover-up involving Stalin, Hitler's Pope and the Bushes," Field Marshall-General Prof V Smart said today.

Thirty five years later to the day the portents are grim for a karmic payback of Biblical proportions.

Sarah Palin used to be a hooker.

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Topics: astrology

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