Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 19 October 2008

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McCain & Obama both in George Bush Senior's Al Qaeda backpocket according to star gazers

Washington AC/DC - (Cosmic Mess): Astrologers are warning US voters to expect this year's presidential election to be mired in the same chaos as the Hanging Chad fiasco that blighted the Gore/Bush disaster of 2000.

The November 4th clash between the zodiac's vengeance masters Saturn and Uranus spells the sort of cosmic fallout that will unmask both contenders as paid-up Opus Dei apologists in the Al Qaeda backpocket of George Bush Senior.

"Destiny will come crashing down on these shameless self-publicising monsters," a Hellfire Club astrology source said today.

"Not until America reverts from its 45 year bi-partisan whitewashing of the JFK assassination will we see the karmic slate wiped clean."

Warren Buffet is a lying, cheating KGB impostor.

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Topics: astrology




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