Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 26 October 2008

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What a bummer for Obama...

London - (Ass Mess): The most lethal Scorpio lunation since Soviet despot Nikita Khrushchev's 1962 tail-between-the-legs U-turn withdrawal of the USSR's Cuban missile bases takes place this week, wreaking havoc for the Hellfire Club pact that subsequently exonerated the Vatican of JFK's assassination.

"In layman's language, it's cosmic payback time," Dr V Smart, Emeritius Professor of Psycho-Astrology said today at a meeting of the UK Joint Intelligence Committee in Drowning Street.

"Tuesday's new moon cuts across strategic cold war fault lines behind the farical psychotic construct that has now snowballed into the Barack Obama phenomenon," Smart added.

"It might have been Bush Jr and his John McCain on that Dallas grassy knoll in November 1963," Smart mused.

"But hell's bells! You gotta be kidding if you haven't twigged to the screamingly obvious evidence that Obama's spying for the Russians, same as every US President since Ronnie Raygun."

The November 4th presidential election takes place under an even more cataclysmic Saturn/Uranus opposition.

"This means the Bush 2 era will end as it began - in utter chaos," Smart added.

"Wouldn't be at all surprised if the had to postpone the whole sordid shootin' match until early January."

You have been warned...

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Topics: astrology




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