Written by Michael Kinney

Monday, 7 June 2004

image for Tony Blair takes Bill Clinton on to be his Advisor/Lover
Aren't they a cute couple?


On Monday, Tony Blair will officially take Bill Clinton on as an advisor about the US. Since President Bush is making Osama Bin Laden his new Vice president, Blair figured he'd need someone with an inside track.

Since it's well known how much Blair likes Clinton, both men have agreed to take their "business" relationship up a notch and turn it into a personal one, to say the least.

Bill is divorcing Hilary because she'd rather play house with mandingo so he'll play house with Blair. The two will officially announce their partnership (business) on Monday.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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