Written by queen mudder

Friday, 4 June 2004

(London, Friday) Following the shock departure of CIA boss George Tenet and dirty tricks chief James Pavitt, President George Bush and his alter ego in London Tony Blair are to stage their own Operation Overlord on Brighton Beach this Sunday in a move described by many as a shame-free and non-cynical photo-op to rally the pre-election opinion polls.

As the US oil-industry's greatest illusionists join their wives, Laura and Cherie, in a swimsuit parade scheduled to be beamed live to coalition troops in Baghdad and Kabul, a flotilla of Exxon and Texaco-sponsored TV and newspaper journalists is expected to congregate on the English south coast in what has already been described as Armand Hammer Memorial Day.

At the nearby Bucket and Spade Inn, officers from the elite K9 Protection League are standing by, armed with anti-rabies stun-guns and lie-detector kits set on maximum.

Osama Bin Laden is still missing, presumed grinning from ear to ear.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Tony Blair, London

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