Tina Fay, part-time Saturday Night Live Sarah Palein impersonator, has been revealed by news sources nobody has heard of this morning as being a gay porn actress and one time Dr. Seusse ghost-writer.
Fay has appeared in literally an unconfirmed number of self-scribed Seusse inspired lady loving adult movies including 'Cat in my Tw*t', 'How the Minge Stole Christmas' and 'Horton Licks a Ho' - but the irony is that Fay is a confirmed Homophobe who hates Lesbians and often carries out physical attacks by pelting them with Green Eggs and Ham whilst reading aloud random passages from Good Housekeeping.
Blaming her having to wear comfortable shoes to make ends meet, she believes that a move into mainstream porn will calm her 'lezza' hating tendencies 'I have recently penned an industry lauded Gang-Bang Jazz Mag article that I hope will be turned into a movie called '30 Cock'' said Fay. Explaining how she craves male approval of her work, Fay said 'There's nothing that I like more than receiving a lot of gentleman's relish for my efforts - and 30 Cock sure has the potential to give it to me'.
In an attempt not to be outdone by Fays plans, Sarah Palein is determined to stay in the headlines and is rumoured to be bringing out a range of her own adult movies to compete with Fays in which she plays a clueless housewife that gets well above her station and dreams of fucki*g the whole of the USA 'I'm potentially only a few days and a heart attack away from achieving my dreams' she said.
Dr. Seusse was unavailable for comment as he has been dead for over 17 years.