Many question the monstrous amounts of money both Presidential candidates have been putting out for their campaigns when everyone is already familiar with them.
Both McCain and Obama have spent millions promoting themselves, yet their words and images have been dominating the news media for most of 2008.
Our intrepid reporters set out to find if there was anyone who didn't know who they were.
Correspondent J. Aker found a man living under a rock outside of Bisbee, AZ who refused to come out because "the big yellow thing was in the sky and it was scary."
Correspondent T. Bone discovered a woman living in a basement in Atlanta who asked "that he put the lid back on the casket because it was getting close to dawn."
Miss Boggins, who lives under a manhole cover in Seattle, thought Obama was a type of Buick and confused McCain with a hemorrhoid ointment.
Lastly there was prematurely born Angela Neebish who refused to comment.