After the shock resignation today by George Tenet, head of the wall street banker created C.I.A; Mr devil dog Hussein was released from gaol and reinstalled as leader and dictator of Iraq this morning.
Commenting from his Presidential plane on root to France for a croissant, cappuccino and 'whirl wind' D-Day tour, US President Mr G.W Bush broke with popular US Presidential tradition, and 'apologized' on behalf of the 'coalition of the willing' for using bogus information Mr Tenet had supplied to them pre 'Iraq II'.
Sitting in his old favorite chair once again, Mr devil dog Hussein thanked America for fixing up his "country a little better", and complimented Mr. Bush's generous gift of 10 billion dollars worth of *Band-Aids* to help patch up all the MOAB bomb holes in his now empty swimming pool.
