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Saturday, 18 October 2008


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Fritzl will be in the front row at Haidar's funeral bash

Vienna, Austria - (Fascist Ass Mess): Joseph Fritzl is to be guest of honor at tomorrow's funeral of his gay Nazi bumbandit son Joerg Haidar.

Fritzl's day-release pass from Amstetten Jail has been granted on compassionate grounds for the high noon ceremony at Vienna Cathedral.

Hundreds of Fascists Anonymous members are expected to put on a good show at the event including Princess Michael of Cunt (sic) - representing the Nazi Puppet Monarchy, Belgian nationalist twat Filip Dewinter, French white supremacist wacko Jean-Marie le Pen, Italian dictator's granddaughter Alessandra Mussolini, Umberto Bossi from Italy's Premier League (sorry, that should be Northern League!), Swiss industrialist nutcase Christoph Blocher, and FI Nazi S&M orgy aficionado Max Moseley.

Floral tributes continue to pour in ahead of the televised ceremony tomorrow including one from Mossad's EU desk who had been seen drinking with Haidar on the night before the fatal crash that killed the 69 year old.

A Princess Diana-style Haidar Memorial Fountain may be erected in Amstetten to commemorate the politican's contribution to the Global Piss Process.

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