Amstetten, Austria - (Lurid Ass Mess): Lawyers acting for Austrian incest addict Joseph Fritzl have played the Lucrezia Borgia card after receiving an anonymous $500,000 bung from followers of the Grail Family Movement cult.

They have petitioned for their client to be tried by ecclesiastical jurisdiction on specimen charges according to the church's Loose Cannon Law.

Borgia (1480-1519) was the daughter of Pope Alexander IV by whom she had a son, Giovanni Borgia, (Infans Rom-Anus or 'holy roman asshole') in 1498.

The blatantly incestuous relationship so outraged some political fucktions (sic) in Italy that Alexander IV was forced to issue two Papal Bullshits on September 1 1501.

These publicly assigned paternity of his latest spawn to two other possible contenders, one of whom was his son Cesare Borgia, Lucrezia's full brother.

The first Papal Bullshit entitled 'In Flagrente Dilecto Filia Nobilia Lucrezia de Borgia' ('Caught with His Papal Pants Down shagging his Delectable Daughter Lucrezia') was the official defence citing Old Testament priviledge to roger nubile females within the family clan.

It cited the Abrahamic defence described in Genesis 19:30-35
of the great prophet's nephew 'begetting two sons by his own daughters' as recommended by tribal elders during periods of sexual drought.

Austrian incest sources say this will form the basis of Fritzl's own defence, last upheld with great success in the 18th century notably by one William Kissack who was tried by the Conistory Court of the Bishop of Sodom and Man, on the Isle of Man.

Charged with incest and adultery with his daughter by marriage Kissack admitted his sins and begged forgiveness, claiming Pope Alexander IV had appeared to him in a wet dream and told him what to do.

The court found him innocent of all charges.