Amstetten, Austria - (Hitler's Pope Mess): Austrian incest nutter's daughter Kerstin Fritzl has come out of a coma and vowed to turn in her lurid father's accomplices.
Her admission to hospital sparked panic in the country's notorious secret cult societies which have traditionally aided and abetted wrongdoers of all persuasions for a fat fee or a slice of the action.
The decision to appoint one of Vienna's top lawyers was met with foreboding by public prosecutors who were hoping the Joseph Fritzl business is just a one-off, albeit hideous and shaming for the entire country.
At an Amstetten press conference today worried locals were bracing themselves for scraps of news about what may be in store for some of their more colorful members.
"This could open up a worse can of worms than the Holocaust," was the general complaint among many, especially ecclesiastical folk hiding behind grubby cassocks and greasy rosary beads.
Kurt Waldheim was a monster.
