Gnarly Erik and Jesus Budda Spotted Sipping Lemonade On Beach Together

Written by SpaceElevator

Tuesday, 23 September 2008

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There they are! That's them in the distance...

Maverick former contributors Gnarly Erik and Jesus Budda were recently photographed by camera-wielding Paparazzi at an undisclosed beach location somewhere in the tropics.

Hiding beneath a healthy layer of zinc oxide ointment, the pair were positively identifiable by their disdain. Or maybe it was the sourness of the lemonade they were sipping.

"We came here to enjoy the beach and now you have these scantily-clad women strolling by," complained Budda.

"It's obvious they aren't true beach aficionados," added Erik. "See their tanlines? I, on the other hand, have no tanlines."

Budda: "I am so offended! Let's take our towels and leave this place immediately."

Erik: "I concur! Let's leave this place at once."

And with that, they picked up their toys and left... but not before stomping all over the sandcastles they had spent building that day.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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