Runner-up beauty queen, Sarah Palin appeared on the arm of Vlad the Impaler Putin at the Northern Lights energy Promenade, or the GazProm, named after Russia's government favored energy conglomerate.
Palin explained that Putin just reared his head and asked her to the prom: "Goshdarnit! Who woulda thunk it? Asked out by John McCain and Vladdie in the same six weeks! What's an Alaskan muck-luck like me to do? Of course, I said yes! My inbred parents didn't raise no fool!"
Putin interviewed at the punch bowl told the spoof.specialK that he had a real treat for his date: "She vill signage onto more gasz and oyall agreements than she knowed existed and then I vill introduce her to the reason why dey call me the impaler. Ready or not, Palin here I cum!"
