Barack Obama to Expose Himself Completely

Funny story written by Marshabar

Thursday, 4 September 2008

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Full Exposure Next on Obama Agenda

Senator Barack Obama, feeling that his previous biographies, "Dreams From My Father" and "The Audacity of Hope" have not sufficiently defined his life to voters has been working on a new book.

The working title is "The Chicago Story." Obama says he will try to describe in more detail the role of a community organizer and his experience in that position. He will go on to describe his association with various movers and shakers in Chicago and how they urged and supported him toward his bid for the Presidency once they saw he had a gift for rallying support.

Senator Obama plans to include details of all his associations during the Chicago days in order to allay the Republican inspired suspicions about anti-Americans in his background.

He will include personal anecdotes about his neighbor Bill Ayers who held a fund raiser for him, Dr. Khalid al-Mansour who recommended him to Harvard University, Reverend Jeremiah Wright who taught him to care about his brothers, Hatem El-Hady, charity organizer and later fund raiser for his campaign among others. Senator Obama wants Americans to know eveything about him so that they can be comfortable voting for him to be next President of the United States.

After all, says Senator Obama, who wants to vote for an unknown quantity. He is determined to expose himself completely to the American people whom he hopes to serve.

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