Written by Pointer

Friday, 29 August 2008

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Obama and Biden child laborers have been placed in foster care

Bush Labor Department inspectors who have neglected workers' rights fro almost a decade were scrupulously inspecting the Democratic Campaign proceedings. While every aspect of the convention passed labor laws one serious violation was found.

Both Obama and Biden families have been cited for employing little children long after the hours permitted by federal labor laws. Michelle and Barack's two beloved little cherubs were clearly kept up way past their bedtimes and beyond the limits of child labor laws. The Biden Grandkids were obviously irratable and near falling asleep and yet they were forces to work for their employer-Grandparents for their cuteness factor.

Denver based Federal Labor agents cited the prospective Demo candies and CPS has confiscated the exploited youth laborers.

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