Sharon Stone Robs The Cradle!

Funny story written by Jean Le Fete

Saturday, 23 August 2008

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Meet Vacuous Vinnie! 24?

Kingston, Jamaica - Sharon Stone age 50 and actress in several melodramatic "B" movies in the 80s and 90s, has been seen hanging out with a ganglie 24 year old, known only as Vinnie. The relationship has caused several to suggest that the star of The Hand That Rocks The Cradle, is now The Hand That Robs The Cradle.

Yet the Spoof has recently learned that "Vinnie" might actually be one of the grown up babies who appeared in The Hand That Rocks The Cradle in 1992, making him 16 or 17 at the most!

A spokes person for the vacuous blonde bombshell, who earlier in the year insulted China by suggesting the earthquakes that killed thousands was atonement for actions in Tibet, said "Ms Stone's private affairs with her privates...er I mean are private affairs are private and are of no business to the press. Especially rancid grub eating rags like the Spoo...." The spokes person went on to make an irrelevant comment about The Spoof.com.

No word was available as to where the relationship might be headed, or if there might be wedding bells in the offing.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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