Environmentalists Put the 'Mental' in Environmental

Funny story written by AliceinWonderland238

Friday, 18 July 2008

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"Totally hot global warming"

L.A., California - The attention whores, the environmentalists, are at it again-another proclamation from the global warming propagandists. Al Gore, the mastermind behind the apocalyptic hype on the environment, has now confirmed the noble truth: environmentalists put the 'mental' in environmental. Either to grab more limelight as a zany tree hugger or just a radical polar-bear lover; Al Gore freed some skeletons from the environmental closet.

In an interview with prominent global warming activist, Paris Hilton, Gore and Hilton shared thoughts about what's hot and not with Global Warming:

"Like oh my gosh…that is soo hot it's true: death is near.(Oh my gosh!) I've been saying it all along America; it's true, it's hot. Like really hot-like totally Globally hot. This here sexy Al Gore man is not only hot, but hot on global warming; and as the popular celebrity, myself, it is like totally my duty to say he is, hot, I mean right; global warming is hot," Paris Hilton.

"Ugh, well I am not sure about how 'hot' global warming is, I am sure it will cause death and destruction to us all, even those adorable polar bears; and worst of all, it's coming here today," Al Gore commented.

"Oh my gosh…death….destruction….global warming! Like I totally get it now…global warming equals death! Oh my gosh! HOT! Today? Oh my gosh; like totally, I, I, global warming is hot," Paris Hilton stuttered.

"Yes, and I am recommending to combat this travesty that everyone wrap tin foil around their heads-a measure of precaution against the global warming alien invaders-, dance the rain dance from the tribal Native Americans, then drink some Drain-O-I've just always wanted to try it….-. This is the only way to prevent total devastation and destruction from this global warming catastrophe-either follow my plan or burn in the fiery hell unleashed from mother earth," Al Gore commanded.

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