Windsor - (Wrinkly Ass Mess): S&M Nazi nutter Max Mosley is top on the invite list to the Windsor Castle Father's Day sleep-over orgy organised by the Puppet Monarch's pederastocracy fanclub.
Mosley is bringing his own altar boy entourage after a presidential wish-list was faxed to his underground bunker Himmler House, Pratt's Bottom HQ.
Also invited is Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl who has had to issue a heartfelt apology for absence due to other, pressing committments "like a straight-jacket and compulsory Largactil shot ordered by Viennese Public Prosecutors" if official reports are to be believed.
Fritzl may be replaced with Tory Party stalwart Ann Widdecombe who nailed her personal colours to the detention without trial mast in the House of Commons this Wednesday.
Assorted British Union of Fascists blackshirts will make up the numbers along with their Opus Dei counterparts.
Castle guards have specially dredged the moat to salvage medieval sadomasochism toys to entertain the motley crew.
Bush is expected to overnight in the Herman Goering Memorial Tower where his and Tony Blair's mother gave birth after a seedy impregnation arrangement with Hitler's Pope Pius XII.
Gary Glitter may also yet show up.
