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Funny story: Pregnant Man Loses Right to Child

Pregnant Man Loses Right to Child

Following on from the exceptional story of a pregnant man who gave birth to a baby girl yesterday. Thomas Beatie is to lose rights to look after his new born daughter after splitting from long term fiance Nancy.

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Funny story: 'Pregnant Man' Thomas Beatie to sell newborn for $1 million

'Pregnant Man' Thomas Beatie to sell newborn for $1 million

Thomas Beatie, the 34-year-old delusional attention-whore who made international headlines and a six-figure book deal by reporting himself as 'a pregnant man' on the Oprah show, has now listed his newborn on eBay with a starting bid of $50, 0...

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Funny story: 'Pregnant Man' Thomas Beatie gives birth to Cousin It of Addams Family

'Pregnant Man' Thomas Beatie gives birth to Cousin It of Addams Family

Thomas Beatie, the 34-year-old delusional attention-whore who made international headlines and a six-figure book deal by reporting himself as 'a pregnant man' on the Oprah show, gave birth Thursday to what doctors could only describe as a &qu...

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Funny story: Thomas Beatie might be the first "real" Pregnant man but this comic did it first "fake"...

Thomas Beatie might be the first "real" Pregnant man but this comic did it first "fake"...

Where else but in America can you be a writer and a comic all at the same time... About the time the movie "Junior" came out in movie houses nation wide, I got this invite to a costume party and well being the average guy that I am when it comes to deciding things I turned to a woman I was dating (a Nurse of all things, which I love by the by women in a nurses uniform, but I am getting...

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Funny story: Scientists reveal that worlds first pregnant man is not all that he seems

Scientists reveal that worlds first pregnant man is not all that he seems

Shocking facts have been revealed today about the world's first pregnant man. After several tests, scientists have been astounded to find out that the Thomas Beatie is not all that he seems.

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Funny story: Blackjack Dealer Claims He's First Pregnant Man-Lizard

Blackjack Dealer Claims He's First Pregnant Man-Lizard

LAS VEGAS, NV - Meet Steven Scales. At a full seven months pregnant, it is he, and not Thomas Beatie, who can legitimately claim the title of world's first pregnant man. What makes Steven's story even more remarkable, though, is the fact th...

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Funny story: Pope decries Pregnant Man's pregnancy: "Emasculate Conception!" Thomas Beatie's self-proclaimed miracle and campaign for sainthood fails

Pope decries Pregnant Man's pregnancy: "Emasculate Conception!" Thomas Beatie's self-proclaimed miracle and campaign for sainthood fails

Vatican City - Today in Vatican City before the voting body of the College of Cardinals summoned by Pope Benedict XVI for a special counsel on the matter of the pregnancy of Thomas Beatie (a transgender male) being declared a miracle, the Pope sudden...

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Funny story: Pregnant Man is the New Emperor in politically correct republished version of the children's classic

Pregnant Man is the New Emperor in politically correct republished version of the children's classic

New York, New York - In keeping with current events and taken from today's headlines, a publisher of children's classics is determined to bring topical issues to its young captive readership, libraries and classrooms across the nation. In so...

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Funny story: Pregnant Man, Thomas Beatie, inspires controversial new children's toy

Pregnant Man, Thomas Beatie, inspires controversial new children's toy

North Pole - A small but militant band of transgender Elves have taken over Santa's Workshop up at the North Pole. They are working overtime in to help indoctrinate your children with their skewed value system instead of yours. They have come up...

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Funny story: First Pregnant Man, Thomas Beatie, psychoanalyzed by Dr. Phil

First Pregnant Man, Thomas Beatie, psychoanalyzed by Dr. Phil

Burbank, California - As part of his contract with Oprah (Harpo Productions), Dr. Phil has arranged to be the first and only psychiatrist to date to be afforded the opportunity to psychoanalyze the world's first pregnant man, Thomas Beatie. Condu...

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Funny story: Pregnant Man on Oprah leaves Middle and High school biology teachers caught between their profession to pursue truth and political correctness in the media

Pregnant Man on Oprah leaves Middle and High school biology teachers caught between their profession to pursue truth and political correctness in the media

Bend, Oregon - The controversy in Thomas Beatie, a transgender male claiming to be the first pregnant man has the scientific community coming under political pressure it has not experienced since the Catholic Church put Galileo Galilee under house ar...

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