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Sunday, 6 July 2008


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Peter's games included Christie's 'dressing up' as Eve, then 'taking her' after her bite of an apple!

The Christie Brinkley-Peter Cook divorce trial in Central Islip, New York, which started on July 2, has been hotter than the country's summer weather. Considering the daily drone of the unfortunate Iraq War, the miserable U.S. economy, and the tit for tat of Obama-McCain, we finally get a break in the crap to feast over the salacious part of life. And, face it...we all love salacious!

Basically, super model Christie Brinkley, 54, is still a knockout and a teenager's wet dream. She is married to estranged fourth husband Peter Cook, 49, who runs an architectural firm. They have two children involved in a bitter custody fight, one child from their marriage of 1996 and the other from a previous marriage. And, therein, lies the basis for the divorce trial: Who gets the kids? But, Peter is especially pissed, as Christie wants to humiliate him in front of all humanity.

Now, let's explore the goodies and some other things we've learned so far. Christie and Peter have been married for about 12 years and during this time often got their sex engines going with porno as an appetizer. It was only when Christie complained about circus and farm animal porn did the videos go into the trash and the sex went south.

Yet, Peter kept shelling out $3,000 a month on strange men's jollies, such as videos with tiny female midgets with well-known and well-endowed NBA stars. Other favorites were G-spot 'documentaries with applications,' and videos where overly-sexually excited women tried every sex toy that could find an opening.

The total cost is unknown, but Peter certainly has the right name to order this stuff! During the viewing of these plaintiff (aka Christie Brinkley) video exhibits, the judge was forced by "conscience" to clear the courtroom. Heck, this reporter wants to see these videos, himself, so he can brag at his buddy's party tonight.

In the suit, Brinkley also accuses her estranged husband of 'banging' an 18-year old Italian beauty, at least, 10 times at his office over a year's period. As documented in a deposition, Diana Bianchi, his somewhat-unwilling lover and 'assistant,' whom Peter had hired away from a Hampton's toy store, said in broken English, "Desk, was to lose virginity and was doggie many time. I count twelve. Peter want me to close mouth and I get gift of $300,000 and trip to Disneyworld. I so sorry for being so erotic to men. Is my downfall and I ruin nice matrimony."

The fuming Christie promises to keep the heat on, as the trial resumes on July 7.

Copyright 2008 Hollywood Love and Lust Weekly

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