Written by Pointer

Monday, 5 May 2008

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In a future episode a washed up performer washes up on shore only to be fought over by the threesome for a fundraising concert

A remake of an old sitcom about a cast of castaways on an desert isle, Hollywood is presenting the American public with Oguama's Isle. This time the entire island population is millionaires or if they are not they threw away their poor sick wives to marry a millionairess.

That certainly describes Johnny McC the Third who ditched his first bride to get funding from an alcoholic alcohol heiress. One of the other island inhabitants is an Arkansas hillbilly named just that Hillbilly and his big city lawyer wife Billhillary. The third couple in the unreality show is an Hawaiian, Indonesian, African American married to a good old US really smart black lady.

The plot twists and turns promise to be endless. In some of the early shows we will see the philandering Hillbilly chasing every grass skirt on the island. He makes moonshine out of tropical fruits to seduce Cindy McC but get caught in a tiger trap by the jungle fighting trained Johnny McC. Another episode involves the multi-cultural silver tongued Oguama charming the grass skirts off of the ladies only to be foiled by Billhillary's immunity to male charm and an island rescue team made up of superdelegates from Denver, CO.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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