White Elephants Are Targets of Michelle Obama's Rage!

Funny story written by Natowsky

Saturday, 14 June 2008

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Michelle Obama Says Elephants of Color Are Fine, But White Elephants Must Go!

It was bound to happen. If you can't nail a Presidential candidate in a vocal or written faux pas, then, certainly, the next best thing is the spouse, especially if he or she is a good friend of the microphone on the Presidential stump to the White House.

After Michelle Obama, speaking in Milwaukee, Wisconsin in February said, "People in this country are ready for change and hungry for a different kind of politics and … for the first time in my adult life I am proud of my country because it feels like hope is finally making a comeback," the conservative Republicans ripped her apart.

The rich boys and girls are still slamming her and waiting for her to utter any nuance that's worthy of a flak attack.

Well, this lady is not taking any additional GOP shit. Using the concept of the White Elephant Sale, Ms. Obama is launching a massive front-line attack.

White Elephant Sales are typically organized by non-profit organizations, such as churches or schools to raise money for a charity cause. The name stems from the type of items usually sold, which are often referred to as White Elephants. They operate in a manner not unlike the Salvation Army thrift shops: Members or friends of the organization holding the White Elephant Sale will donate old items which they no longer use, or otherwise no longer care to own.

As Michelle recently said at a 'Women For A Jet-Black America,' dinner, "We've got lily-white fat cat boys and chicks picking on my husband. Well, the McCain honkies and their GOP elephant symbol make a White Elephant Sale a natural. So, we're planning to raise money for Barack's campaign by selling Americans' castoffs, especially any elephant figures.

"We'll be in Philadelphia on Saturday, July 12 and Sunday, July 13 to eliminate that White Elephant and they can quote me on that, the asswipes. The theme is 'WHITE ELEPHANTS MUST GO!' And, my main target is that White Elephant with the white hair. I'm surprised he hasn't keeled over yet!"

The elephant camp responded, "See, we told you this woman is a lunatic, anti-white politico with brain matter composed of chitlins, and the ho is clearly Anti-American. We say, don't send any item for this sale and boycott this ho's slanderous and libelous assualt on John McCain. Sure he's a 'white bread' American and, maybe, we'll dig deep to find a black VP candidate. However, to date, the best we can find is that 'highly-respected' Al Sharpton, who would embarrass our America.

We thought about holding a 'Black Jackass Sale' in retaliation, but the black jackass has already opened its mouth enough that Americans see the Democrats' ploy. Americans don't require that a chocolate sundae ticket run this great USA!

Vote McCain, the one with the brain! And, yes...our team will almost certainly have a whitey as our VP candidate. Is there any other choice? I guess there's Cosby. Mmmmm..."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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