Hillary the Flower Child?

Written by Dr Talk

Wednesday, 11 June 2008

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Washington - Faded and worn Polaroid pictures dated June 1964 show a young Hillary Rodham, complete with tie dye top, bell bottom jeans and a flower crown, cajoling with a group of friends in Haight-Ashbury. Oh, and let's not forget to mention the funny looking "cigarette" she's seen smoking in 4 of the 6 relic photos.

The pictures surfaced on a popular pro hemp website on Monday. Apparently the owner of the site had no clue Hillary was even in the pictures until a friend jokingly asked if that girl looked like Hillary. Whoa...what a trip man!

But the senator was not the only recognizable figure in the pictures. Along side her was a long haired hippie by the name of Johnny "the buzz" McCain. He's the one holding the 3 foot tall bong.

Sources say Barack Obama plans to use the pictures in an innovative anti-drug campaign once elected. The pictures were sold to Obama's office for the sum of $6.00 and a bag of Doritos for the apparently hungry seller suffering from the munchies.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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