Written by Pointer

Thursday, 12 June 2008

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Moe N Moe Dowdy recommends her own commit, ah, retirement

Now that Moe Dowdy doesn't have Hillary to kick around any more, she has begun to worry out loud. Will the Republican attack dogs follow her bestial savaging of Hillary and visit it upon the black head of Michelle Obama...? The rapidly aging Dowdy sank her dentures into the Clinton campaign like Dracula on a million Minas. "She showed the way to the lost in the wilderness McCainanites", according to Karl Rove who might know a little bit about teeth, fangs and shedding blood!

Dowdy wrapped her frayed shawl around her bony shoulders in the Washington heat wave:" I couldn't bare the thought that my HillaryHate became the Repub Playbook for raping and pillaging Barry's M girl. Beieve me, I don't remember most of what I write anymore and why the Times keeps printing my old timey rants is beyond me and apparently a large group of readers..."

Moe N Moe Dowdy seemed to be referencing the retirement fund that Times' readers and writers have begun to get rid, er, retire the old senile crone in style

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Dogs, Michelle Obama

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