Weeping, shackled Madonna appears on window of Austrian incest nutter's house

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Monday, 5 May 2008

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The image soon mutated to include a crown of thorns and a gag over her mouth

Amstetten - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): An image of a weeping, shackled Madonna has appeared on the living room window of Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritlz's hellhole house.

The apparition emerged at dawn today and soon began mutating to include a crown of thorns as well as a gag over her mouth.

A silhouette of a halo began then began shining brightly around the entire image as crowds gathered outside the monstrous property.

"We thought at first it must be pollution or left-over window-cleaner causing a trompe l'oeil effect," the local police chief muttered, visibly shaken.

"So we hosed it down - just in case, like! But as soon as the pane dried there it was right in the middle of the glass again, if anything stronger and more colorful than before we doused it."

Amstetten's mayor wants to close down the entire road and evacuate all residents after this morning's incident.

"If we don't act now we'll have the world's press descend on us, unleashing hell as we'vener known it beforehand," Herr H. Itler said today.

"The last thing we want is another Fatima or Lourdes right here on our very doorstep."

Maria Ciccone is 69.

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