Chinese nuclear warhead fuel seeps into Three Gorges Dam

Funny story written by queen mudder

Saturday, 17 May 2008

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A UN Security Council session will seek the arrest of Taiwanese and Tibetan Opus Dei operatives

Yangtze River, Sandouping - (Seismic Mess): Millions of gallons of radioactive contaminants have seeped into China's fabled Three Gorges Dam following a series of seismic aftershocks.

These have obliterated the country's entire nuclear military arsenal in Sichuan Province and caused seepage to occur deep under ground, inundating local watertables with radioactive toxins.

Scientists monitoring the Yangtze say they have noticed that millions of fish are dead, floating around in the soupy toxic waters like some macabre horror film set.

The pollution is now threatening to wipe out all the river wildlife as well as country's panda reserves.

Over 500 nuclear torpedoes were destroyed in the 11 May quake which buried 95% of China's nuclear capacity.

Officially the government is saying nothing about the loss of its military capability.

But an emergency session of the UN Security Council on Monday seeks the arrest of all known Opus Dei spies working for Taiwan and Tibet.

Japan's Chrysanthemum Throne is ripe for a fully-fledged military coup.

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