JERUSALEM (FMLiveWire) - In comments added to the end of his prepared speech before Israel's Knesset, President Bush muttered, "I know a few things about appeashment too. It runs in my family. Remember what Prescott Bush did."
Visibly drunk, and taking surreptitious sips from a bottle of Jack Daniels when he thought no one was looking, Bush slurred, "For instance, I know how to appeash you Israelis. Bigtime."
"I mean you gotta if you wanna get anywhere in Washington these days. After all, you got the media and the big banks and you got Congresh too so I sure had to learn fast how to suck up to you guys."
Bush rambled on saying he respected the fact that they were the biggest land thieves in history, not to mention total racists and masters of ethnic cleansing and apartheid.
"You guys sure learned a thing or two from that guy with the funny mouse stash. We all did."
Bush chuckled and then added, "And I sure appeashed Exxon Mobil by delivering all that Iraqi oil to them. My oil buddies are getting richer and richer, just like the banksters."
"And Johnny McCain will continue my fine work, as we drive oil prices higher and higher by keeping Iran's oil off the market."
"Appeashment means a lot of money for everyone here, enuff to go around and make us all the richest," he blurted to thunderous applause before falling off the podium.
--Copyright Felix Minderbinder Live Wire
