American President George 'Koshya' Bush today started a tour of making gaffes across the Middle East, as he tripped over a microphone lead in Tel Aviv, and swore at an Israeli cameraman in some weird alien language.
This may be the world's final time to see Mr. Bush's buffoonery in public, as either his term ends in a few months' time, or he'll be locked away in a mental asylum by then.
Leaders across the Middle East were rubbing their hands in anticipation at the thought of the President's comedy routine, and already Hamas spokesman, Ali Sui Zidhbom, said: 'Every minute Bush stays here is priceless for us, that the Israelis even talk to him makes us look smart!'
But head of Israel's intelligence organisation, Massmurdered, Uri Ben Nevis, said: 'No water for you today, sonny, and you'd better not laugh when Bush falls over, or says you're 2000 years old.'
And from his trillion-dollar tent in Jordan, King Fizzledout stated: 'As long as he doesn't start belly-dancing again in front of my girls, I'll let him come for tea.'
Long-suffering First Lady, Barbara Burningbush, said: 'I'm just glad George brings such cheer to this troubled part of the world, I hope he's on his best form.'
And local bookmakers have taken bets that he'll either fall off a camel, call some Arabs Jewish, scratch his name on the Wailing Wall, or try and find a golf course in the desert - according to one of his aides, he said 'That's one heck of a bunker!', as he looked out over Sinai.
Jenna Bush is in the news again for absolutely no reason.
