Bush Applauds Fireworks at Israeli 60th Anniversary; Failed to Realize Palestinian Rocket Attack!

Funny story written by Pointer

Friday, 16 May 2008

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Bush-Cheney sent on election year mission by National Republican Committee

Worst US Prez Eva, GWB thought a Hamas rocket attack on Israel was a Grucci fireworks display in his honor.

Always self obsessed and dense, America's first moron once again brought humiliation to his countrymen and women by his village idiot behavior. The dominant opinion according to numerous opinion polls concerning Bush visits is that the dolt should have stayed home. Polls conducted at the White House however totally support his travel as far abroad as possible.

Polls conducted among Republicans running for office this fall most often select Mars as the next most desired trip for Bush-Cheney. One frightened candidate was quoted as saying: "If he loves rockets so much then let's put him in one!"

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